Get her... French hens.

[Da Kittie]

Kittie's laaaaame. Oh so laaaaaame.



French Hens, buy 'em fast!
By far one of our most popular purchases this Christmas season, Three French Hens are sure to impress!
We aren't quite sure why they're so popular, but they're the ideal gift for your loved ones. Especially that special someone.
Perhaps it's the fact that French is supposably the language of love that makes these hens such a great gift!
I hear France and Quebec are making quite a profit from this.

And yes, recent studies show that French hens are indeed more popular than even French roosters! (Which I hear are quite tasty by the way. -licks lips-) Even more recent studies show that people often buy their French hens in groups of three. Why three hens? No one really knows the reason.

So, back on track, buy your French hens TODAY! Or heck, if there's someone out there who's in such deep denial over their obvious soulmate, buy a clutch for them! Without their consent! (Oh, I know I shall be.)

-door creaks open-

Choose the right gift and choo-

Milly: Kittie...

NYEER~ ;

Milly: T_T Kittie, what are you doing?

Nothing! Nothing at all! What on earth would give you the idea that I was doing something? o.o

Milly: Possibly the fact that you were talking to yourself in an empty room... and those French hens in the living room might've tipped me off.

Curses!

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Oh yes, buy your French hens today. Just make sure they aren't insane like the ones I bought.

[E.N.T]

XDDD Awesome job, Kitteh! -claps-

[General Cheese]

Hee hee. Hens. Soulmate. *Snicker*

[Da Kittie]

x33 Thank ya! -bows-

x3 -snickers with Cheeseh-

:B I'm a very ferocious apple! -hops around-