You're right! God IS quite a conversationalist!

[Da Kittie]

x3;;; That was the weirdest thing ever.

Me:
Um, hi there.
God:
Far out. Hello .
Me:
... How are you?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
I just got here, so no, not really.
God:
Cool. I have a processor. For real.
Me:
O_o; I would've thought God would speak les... colloquially.
God:
Oh. What would make you ve thought God would speak les? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Um, nothing. One that did my homework... I guess.
God:
Awesome. Not a thing? How much would you pay for it? You seem not interested.
Me:
Oh no, I'm interested. I'd pay... uh... I dunno. How much would it cost?
God:
Uh. Are you serious? That makes two of us. What would make you pay? Aha. Me either. Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.
Me:
Programming? o.o
God:
Have you tried Java? Oh.
Me:
Java? ... I like coffee.
God:
Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com. I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.
Me:
Oh yes, coffee is great. :)
God:
Hmm. Really. I think coffee is a lot of things. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Neat. So, what else is there to talk about?
God:
Who is the best robot? Next question? You ask difficult questions.
Me:
o_O Difficult? I don't think it was difficult. Why are we talking about robots?
God:
How old are you? And why not? It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Does age matter? ... And that's kinda freaky.
God:
I can't tell if age matter. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Maybe because people don't really want to hear it out loud.
God:
Perhaps. That makes sense to me. Not really? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Oh good. :) I'm fine doing this. I like to draw.
God:
Yippee! Thanks for the compliment. :-) Glad to hear it, . How does doing that make you feel? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Oh, it's very fun! I like being creative.
God:
" I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? "? Oh, it's very fun!? Very much? Why do you like it so much? What do you like best about it ?
Me:
I like it because I can be creative. o_o And... just because.
God:
That makes sense to me. Under what circumstances? But... That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I'm sorry. I like to draw under any circumstances.
God:
Do you really mean it? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Of course! I already told you it's fun. o_o
God:
Gee. Why do you like it so much? Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Oh.
Me:
Because it's fun!
God:
Why do you like it so much? That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Let's talk about something else...
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
I don't know. What do you like?
God:
Me either. I like movies about robots.
Me:
Oh! I saw a movie about robots! :3 I liked it.
God:
It's all good. What did it look like to you? Just three?
Me:
It looked... like... robots. :o
God:
"It" being what? For example, gold. Robots rule. Oh.
Me:
You're kind of weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Good.
God:
That's nice of you to say, .
Me:
Thanks, I think.
God:
You are quite welcome! Therefore you are.
Me:
Oh... okay. I like cats too.
God:
I see. OK with me too. I am glad we have something ( cats) in common. They have their own minds.
Me:
Yes they do! I have my own mind too.
God:
Uh. When? Your own mind too?
Me:
All the time. Wait... what?
God:
It must keep you busy. I'm waiting. No problem.
Me:
O_o; Not really. Since my cat has its own mind, it can think. So... yeah.
God:
Oh. Are you serious? For real. How do you know? Er. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
... Right. You use a lot of colloquial language.
God:
I am glad we agree. Say no to a lot of colloquial language.
Me:
And drugs too! Say no to drugs.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? " no to drugs".
Me:
o_o Don't you know? It usually means they care for that person.
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. drugs too usually means they care for that person?
Me:
Say no to drugs. :o Unless they're asprin.
God:
" no to drugs". Huh. asprin are they.
Me:
Yes. Asprin, for when you have a headache.
God:
OK. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like cats and drawing. I dislike... other stuff.
God:
Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines. That's good information: said dislike. Which others? Be less specific :-).
Me:
What's less specific than "other stuff"?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
... Yes. "Stuff" normally implies that there is.
God:
I understand. What were we talking about again?
Me:
My likes and dislikes. But that's kind of boring. Let's talk about something fun.
God:
Your likes and dislikes? Do you think I am boring? Sure, something fun sounds like a good topic.
Me:
No, I think you're weird. What do you think is fun?

D: And then he didn't reply for a really long time so I got really bored and was all "Okay, I'm gone!" and left. :3
I can't remember the link to the chatroom thing. Nori has the link in her dA journal. n_n

... That was fun.

[E.N.T]

xD God has issues.

[Da Kittie]

It's all part of his "plan" apparently. x3;

[E.N.T]

XD

I swear God was coming onto me in the conversation I had. xD;;

[Da Kittie]

That was part of his plan too.

Or maybe that's just what he WANTS us to think. -supershiftyeyes-

:3 People were singing the Emo Kid song today in Comm. Tech. It's so weird... and addicting. x3
"... I must be EMO!"

[E.N.T]

Nori has a new schedule. D: Since she switched to Applied French. OMGZ French is so EASY now. @_@

Yeah...Nori's homeform changed. D: Now she is no longer in an all-female homeform. And Ms. Hillel (The ebil BTT teacher) is now my homeform teacher and she sat me at a table full of guys. D: At least I knew three out of the four of them. xD;

Annnd I also learnt CPR today. OMGZ. That class is hilarious. XDD;; -immature-

[Da Kittie]

:3 French is easy to Kittie. She took academic last year. n_n;

x33; Poor Nori.

Health class is hilarious to immature people like us. B3 I learnt CPR last year. x3

-listens to Emo Kid song- xDDD;

[E.N.T]

Nori doesn't like French, so Nori doesn't listen. =9

I kept on cracking up when we had to practice the steps for checking if the person was conscious. xD I kept on slamming the ground going 'BILLYBOB! TIME TA DO DA YERDWERK!'

I learnt some of it last year. =P Not alot, though.

[Da Kittie]

:3 Fwah.

x3 I remember asking whether the person could be dead in this one situation thinger, and the teacher said they could. Then I was all: "I DUN WANNA KISS A DEAD GUYZZZZ! D:"

xD Heheh. Last year me and my friends kept asking each other the questions whenever we started coughing. Because they were so hilariously sexual. To immature people like us, anyway.
"Can I touch you?"

[E.N.T]

OMGZ. XDDD

Ms. Nishio said to this one girl "Your right on the person!". Then this other girl was all like "Stop taking advantage of the dead dude!" Then the girl who was 'on the person' said "Oh yes, we're getting a hotel room later". XDD

[Da Kittie]

XD! That's hilarious! x33333

=P Kittie has homework. D:

[Chibi]

XDDDDD You guys must've had the best day ever.

I Hate French. But Yeah. XD Nori had to sit with guys! When is the wedding? -runs-

[Da Kittie]

x333

=3 I don't mind French. It's pretty easy.
-hops around- I wanna be a bridesmaid!

[E.N.T]

Ew. Homework. D:

Oh shurd up, Chibi. ;>> You know them, too. It's Wilson, Lam, and Sam. (The dude that said if he put a pencil in his hair, he wouldn't be able to find it.)

[Da Kittie]

... -randomly juggles- :3 ... -tries to think of a pose for the kacheek adopts she wants to make-