Crazy Pets...

[Tribunal]

ooc: Sorry. I was doing chores.

"Hmmm..." He rubbed his chin. Snapping his fingers, he winked at Minyinite as if to tell him he had the perfect line. Clearing his throat once more, he gave a grin as continuing his lines, "You must be tired, 'cause you've been wandering in my mind all my life." He winked and clicked his tongue.

[E.N.T]

Zhauy and Sargega watched, amused since they have seen things simalar to this happen all the time.

Akeminess blushed slightly. She sighed and spoke in a moppy tone "What do you want?"

((Chores bite x__x))

[General Cheese]

"You have got to be kidding me..." a grumpy voice mumbled from the door. A shoyru had entered, his emerald-like scales may have given him a faint appearance of a jade statue. He glanced around, several people had turned their heads at his odd accent, Italian. "Eh? Look away, or I shoot you!" he shouted. As a zafara walked in, he choked. "Damn you!" the shoyru shouted as he began to curse at the zafara. THe poor pet ran away quickly, the drink still in his throat. He sighed loudly, "That always happens..." he gritted his teeth.

[Tribunal]

"See? See?" Bonzua laughed, as turning towards Minyinite, giving two thumbs up. "Now that is how you pick up a chick."
Bam. Back pains were back, as he slouched over. "Owww..." he moaned, eyes twitching, as scoffing back towards the table. "And no more lessons today.."

ooc: Yah they do.

[E.N.T]

Akeminess raised an eyebrow and walked off to go dance again. Minyinite started to laugh.

Zhauy and Sargega couldn't stop laughing. They were at the table just laughing for no reason. Zibler, Eaida, and TTD snuck away from the table, snickering.

[General Cheese]

The bickering of the shoyru continued, "Get me my damn drink!" he growled, slamming his fist on the table. Another shorter shoyru rubbed his hands together, "But... Godfather, I'm broke!" he protested. "Go get me my drink... Or I shoot you!" he snapped his fingers. The shorter shoyru sighed and slunk away.

[Tribunal]

Bonzua turned his head towards the yelling Italian accented Shoyru. And at his command, he stopped looking and found himself looking at his twiddling thumbs. Bonzua found this Shoyru intimidating. And for some reason, wanted to 'break' him. Or at least get him annoyed enough.

[E.N.T]

TTD held up a small vile of this wierd clear liquid. A drug that they created to change someone temperarily. "What should we do with the rest?" Asked Zibler. Eaida looked around, "I don't know...lets go look for people who aren't watching there drinks" They snickered and started off again.

Zhauy and Sargega continued to laugh there heads off.

Akeminess looked at the Mafia guy. She shook her head and went with Eaida, Zibler, and TTD to drug people.

[General Cheese]

((I'm in my Mafia phase... So... ))

Godfather glanced around, "I said don't look!" he cursed. "Can I get at least a little privacy?" he muttered, flashing a small pistol. Everyone turned away. The shoyru shook his head as the shorter brought him a glass of rootbeer, "I have to work here for a month..." he grumbled. The emerald-colored shoyru straightened his tie and pulled the gun out again, "You want to complain?" he challenged.

[E.N.T]

((AHH! Not the Mafia Phase! -hides-))

((Zhauy has a new button ^^))

[Tribunal]

"Well, if you just didn't yell so much..." he looked over, at a waitress serving at a table far, far away from the mafia like shoyru. Bonzua couldn't help but give a mischief ear-to-ear grin. Eyes slitted, and back healing rather quickly, he said to Zhauy and Sargega, "I'll be back..."

Bonzua went over to the waitress, whispering to her ear. She seemed rather surprised really, as rushing over to the empty bathroom stalls, as Bonzua followed her in.

Moments later, a different waitress came out. The waitress had the same style of clothes than the other, yet was green furred, instead of blue. And was shorter, also, not to mention she was an acara. Correction. He was an acara. And let's not forget this Acara's name was 'Bonzua'. Well, now it was 'Bonzuetta' according to his drag state.
This was his plan to tip off the loud emerald color shoyru, even with the pistol in the situation. He looked in his reflection in one of the full wall windows; mostly checking out his legs, which to his eyes seemed pretty good. Also, the toilet paper he used for implants were shaped nicely. He gave a grin, as using one of his lines to the reflection. Clearing his throat, he adjusted his voice to make it sound more feminine. Bonzua-er I mean- Bonzuetta began heading towards the table where the mafia shoyru was, with a tray in hand.

[E.N.T]

Zhauy and Sargega took one look at 'Bonzuetta' and laughed there heads off again. It was quite odd for them to be laughing so much, but that was thanks to Zibler, TTD, and Eaida's drug.

[General Cheese]

Godfather chuckled, nudging a larger shoyru beside him, "Who does he think he's foolin'?" he snickered. THe larger shoyru shrugged, "Dunno, boss..." he had no clue waht the mafia shoyru was talking about... He had been quite fooled by the disguise. Godfather shook his head and decided to play along.

"So, what's your name?" he asked the 'waitress'. "I Sure would hate it if you lied to any question I asked..." he eyes flickered to the gun in his left hand. he sipped the soda with his right.

[Tribunal]

"Bonzu-er-etta, sir. How are you all doing this evening?" he asked, pitching his best feminine voice he could. He paused, attempting to remember the lines he had to take when being a waiter himself.

[General Cheese]

Godfather shook his head, "Next time my waiter is a cross-dressing idiot, I'd better be warned." he snarled, pointing the gun at Bonzua's head. "You mess with the Mafia? You die." he growled, jamming a bullet into the gun. "Boss? What are you talkin' about?" the large shoyru blinked. Godfather shook his head impatiently, "I'm surrounded by idiots..."